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So my fuckslave, “girlfriend for normies”, has changed her tag from boyfriend lulz to owner lulz as it regards to me. I have trained my pet monster well.
godtricksterloki: ireallyhatechemistry: I remember watching this episode as a kid and being neutral to it and thinking, “Oh, dead kittens arrive in bags.” Years later I saw this again and thought back to the first reaction I had and said, “You
I make a funny, girlfriend doesn’t laugh. This says it all.
My hatred for humanity is only slightly rivaled by my girlfriend’s.
So I reblogged a “what if” battle between General Zod vs Loki thingamajig, asking opinions on who would win and why. I kept it short and sweet. My girlfriend’s writing a fucking testament that rivals the Dead Sea Scrolls by now. BTW, I voted for
